Before now I’d never played darts!
I can’t believe it took me this long to start
Tbh I was really afraid of hurting someone
I’m clumsy and with pointy things, I’m kinda dumb
But as it turns out, my skills are rad!
Nah, jk it was a fluke! But I’m not too bad!
No one got stabbed, but the tips were plastic,
I broke a few because my throws were erratic
Also had this fancy, glass bottled water,
it’s from Mount Fuji and could not have been smoother
I think I’ll keep playing, because it is quite fun!
Maybe one day I’ll even win one!